NHL Fun: Why I should be head of Capitals merchandise.

After hearing that hat sales were booming at the MCI Center after Alexander Ovechkin's two-goal second period, with fans clamoring to have something in tow to toss on the rink in the event of a third goal by the rookie, I have decided that someone needs to create a cheap Alexander Ovechkin "Hat Trick Toss" hat. Here is what I whipped up in five minutes with PhotoShop.



Someone market this bad boy.